somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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