yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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