fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My vagina just recognized that song.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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