do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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