Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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