Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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