So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I'm both gender and math confused
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