It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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