hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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