It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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