This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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