are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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