yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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