wat bout pragnant strippers??
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You're like the curious george of whores
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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