Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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