no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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