I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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