i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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