Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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