Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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