i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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