All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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