At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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