So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We need a shit load of segways right now
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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