David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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