no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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