This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
wow bdsm is so cute
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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