Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell