community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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