i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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