Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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