Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Randomize
