well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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