Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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