That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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