If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
At least life still wants to fuck me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
