Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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