I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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