guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
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I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dear god my vagina.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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