I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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