She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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