u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I fill condoms, not promises.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Pooping to opera.
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