Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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