How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.