Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?