Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum