Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"