The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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