He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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