i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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