You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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