and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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