I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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