If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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