Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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