Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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