Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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