Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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